Not signed in (Sign In)

Vanilla 1.1.4 is a product of Lussumo. More Information: Documentation, Community Support.

  1.  
    If you are looking to join Z3r0 Gravity corporation, please drop an ap in here. Please use the following format:

    Character Name:
    Description of Character (PvPer, Miner, etc.):
    List of Alts:
    Description of Alts:
    Current Corporation:
    Current Alliance:
    Amount of Skill Points:
    Real Life Age:
    Time Zone (where you live):
    Any Problems with Profanity?:
    0.0 Experience:
    Reason Leaving Current/Last Corp:
    Goals of Eve (target ships, what you want to do):
    Expectations from Z3r0 Gravity:
    What can you Contribute to the Corp:
    Willing to Help the Corp/Members?:

    Sea Creature You are Most Similar to?
    Link of creature (optional):
    Which of Gunther's "main things" are most important to you? (http://www.gunthernet.com/spindex.htm):
    Do you support Mr. Spoons and his Emperor Jerky's New Clothes?:

    Quick Intro to Who You Are:
    Why you would be a good member?:
    Please list questions and/or concerns after.
  2.  
    Heya

    Name:Alekseyevich
    Alts:Lena Vladimirovna
    Descriptions of Alt:A plan that never took off/in queue for deletion/cumdumpster
    Current Corporation:Brutor Tribe : (
    Current Alliance: n/a
    Amount of skill points:14 mil
    real life age: 22
    time zone: eastern standard time (gmt -5 i think)
    No problems whatsoever with profanity
    0.0 experience: small gang pvp / ubarblob gatecamping / slowasfuck pos sieging
    Reason for leaving past corp: They advertised as being a lot of super special awesome mercenaries, but were only industrial types
    Goals of eve: have fun and kill stuff and preferably not die every two seconds
    Expectations from Z3r0 Gravity: fun atmosphere and much obliteration of other players with corpmates/buddies/whateverthefuckyacallit
    what I can contribute: my sense of humor, my help and time (i'm on a lot), conversation, and all that fun stuff
    Willing to help?: yeah, where i can. If someone needs help and I have something that can help them, I will; just don't expect me to pull carrier tactics outta my ass :P

    Sea creature mose similar to?: octopus
    gunther's main things: his moustache?
    Do I support Mr Spoons and his Emperor Jerky's new clothes?: yep

    Why I would be a good member: While not being the world's most awesome person, I do know how to pvp and fit ships; you wouldn't see me in lolfit armor tanked ravens or shit like that. I am on for a while everyday it seems. I help and am a friendly person, though kind of a jerk. I don't mind learning new things and neither do I have an incredulously large ego. I also have a very deep voice, thus you wouldn't have to worry about me raping your ears on vent/ts/whatever. I can give you tips on how to play the piano. I can also sing songs to troll other people if so required :P
  3.  
    Real question is, will you have sex with me?
  4.  
    If it's between the hours of 2pm-3am
    • CommentAuthorseanzyyy
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2009 edited
     
    "Why I would be a good member: While not being the world's most awesome person, I do know how to pvp and fit ships; you wouldn't see me in lolfit armor tanked ravens or shit like that. I am on for a while everyday it seems. I help and am a friendly person, though kind of a jerk. I don't mind learning new things and neither do I have an incredulously large ego. I also have a very deep voice, thus you wouldn't have to worry about me raping your ears on vent/ts/whatever. I can give you tips on how to play the piano. I can also sing songs to troll other people if so required :P"

    1st of all, our armor tanked ravens outtank most of the other battleships in our RR gangs and make falcons eat shit.
    2nd...About that vent raping..well..you just need to be in vent with us for a day to understand that...
    3rd...Do you know Lady Gaga songs?
    4th...You are my new favorite person, lets meet :)
    • CommentAuthorMorel Nova
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2009 edited
     
    Lady Gaga? QQ

    dunno if someone properly chatted to you yet, but hop in ZG Public channel if you havent.
  5.  
    Alright I'll join the ZG channel and hang around. and no, I've not been formally talked to yet

    I need some lovin' : \
  6.  
    I don't wear pants...so....like, you know.
    • CommentAuthorDaxT
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2009
     
    Love me cause I'm the Godlike CEO of this bunch and you are in
  7.  
    awesome :D
    • CommentAuthorfalling
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2009
     
    thought i should do right thing and put an app in on forums :D im bored!

    Character Name: Pure Mourning
    Description of Character (PvPer, Miner, etc.): bitch.
    List of Alts:dont have any alts, though i heard that guy intel outside is a bit on the crazy side..
    maybe i'll make a char in eve with that name! that'll be my alt!
    Description of Alts: a character that has been created and played with much love, only to be dumped because you some how fucked up and did something you should of done differently in your skillset.
    Current Corporation: Placebo
    Current Alliance: Music Industry
    Amount of Skill Points:133731337
    real life physical age:23
    Real Life mental age:16
    Time Zone (where you live):GMT+10 i live in australia maayte! oh crikey i'll be right back my flippin kangaroo just hopped down the road, how the fark am i spose to get home from the pub carrying me carton of fosters larger now ?
    Any Problems with Profanity?: yes, i find it very offensive, sometimes erotic
    0.0 Experience: lies, i have more than that i have about 2.0 experience!
    Reason Leaving Current/Last Corp:it disbanded, the corp leader was crazy and went skitzo at some dood for touching his peepee, which im not into, i like glory holes, because u can only find out if its male or female by how prickly the beard is
    Goals of Eve: punish blizzard by spending my coin at another company.
    Expectations from Z3r0 Gravity:s3x, butt s3x, butter s3x, uhm.. maybe a lil of pillow talk after and a few cuddles, i know its hard coz boys fall asleep so easy after it but i'll keep u awake i swears daddy!
    What can you Contribute to the Corp: STD's
    Willing to Help the Corp/Members?: only if we can play swapsies with bodily fluids, std's are like poke`mon arent they? gotta catch em alllllll std's!

    Sea Creature You are Most Similar to? tubgirl
    Link of creature (optional):... how do u make a href link to a creature, jam a fucking rj45 connector in its rectum ?
    Which of Gunther's "main things" are most important to you? the playboy advertising banner to the right of his page. (http://www.gunthernet.com/spindex.htm):
    Do you support Mr. Spoons and his Emperor Jerky's New Clothes?: no, i will play mr spoons like uh.. spoons and swindle everything he has, especially cum bath!

    emperor's jerky means cum bath in gayonese doesnt it ? i cant keep up with eve and gay slang, its too much to handle!

    Quick Intro to Who You Are: i am the alpha and the omega i am gamma and i am beta i am rambling shit because im bent as a mofo and none of you cunts are online for me to harass.
    Why you would be a good member?: always swallow ?
    Please list questions and/or concerns after.

    is sexual orientation a problem, coz i'll fuck anything that moves, ral found that out, he blinked and now the poor fuck is in hospital with a bad case of 'AHHH I'VE BEEN SKULLFUCKED'
  8.  
    lol
  9.  
    omg
    • CommentAuthorblixtarn
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2009 edited
     
    Character Name: General Blixt
    Description of Character (PvPer, Miner, etc.): Pvper
    List of Alts: Damiel and Shang Ledo
    Description of Alts: Damiel cyno alt and shang ledo market alt
    Current Corporation: Herulian Navy
    Current Alliance: N/A
    Amount of Skill Points: 23mil
    Real Life Age: 16
    Time Zone (where you live): summer gmt +2 and winter gmt +1
    Any Problems with Profanity?: no
    0.0 Experience: Lived in syndicate for awhile, moved in to ka-tet space then they fell apart and now lived in fountain with PL, EH, Sons of tangra and some more i dont remember now.
    Reason Leaving Current/Last Corp: getting boring in small corp and beside i want to use carrier properly.
    Goals of Eve (target ships, what you want to do): Lol, my goal is to get motherships, i have dread and carrier. My other goal is pvp havefun and dont die.
    Expectations from Z3r0 Gravity: Pvp ops fun atmosphere and chilln ;)
    What can you Contribute to the Corp: logistical support and helping with moves and cap fights. Carrier/dread pilot.
    Willing to Help the Corp/Members?: Yes ofcourse

    Sea Creature You are Most Similar to? Shark
    Link of creature (optional):http://groovyadventures.com/adventures/articles/shark.jpg
    Which of Gunther's "main things" are most important to you? (http://www.gunthernet.com/spindex.htm): songs?
    Do you support Mr. Spoons and his Emperor Jerky's New Clothes?: yee

    Quick Intro to Who You Are: My name is Patrick, I'm from sweden, a irl friend told me of this corp and i was looking for a corp when he told me and hes in this corp. I usually on everyday when i can.
    Why you would be a good member?: I help all i can. If someone get into trouble ill try o be there and so on.
    Please list questions and/or concerns after.
  10.  
    Wait, I just read Pure's application, holy shit that is funny.